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“ I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. But there's got to be a better way to say this, right?Jacoby, before Super Bowl XVIII: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl. Faith, Time, Motivation 2183 Copy quote. At least Meyer is modest about the decision. Sports are all about grit, adrenaline, and competition. Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 417 Likes Received: 2 Trophy Points: 18. SHARE. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex. "Wonder if that also implies to well-endowed men, because it would explain why James Blake has such trouble at the net.Another hint, ladies: Just make the girl with big boobs jump. Especially because it's true in more ways than one.A lot of people don't vote, but the Raiders offensive tackle has a very logical reason for it. 16/3/2011 | 07:30pm. He is well … The good part is that they don't make posters of those guys. "Nobody in football should be called a genius.
The Top TEN Best Commentators Quotes Of All Time. Mark Reason Total Sport (1996) Following Scotland's accusations of French foul play: "If you can't take a punch, you should play table tennis." We can’t go on like that. Martin Tyler, English football commentator "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew." Now, he's partially right, considering he said this right after the Senators tied the record for most consecutive road losses with 37. "Hmmm...considering he played in the NBA, the answer should be obvious. Funny Commentator Quotes. They were just a lot better than we thought.” – Sir Bobby Robson QuoteKammy is the king of funny football quotes. The last couple of weeks have witnessed some weird ,or bizarre, as some newspaper labeled, sayings and quotes from football managers.A must-mention goes to former Liverpool manager, Rafael Benitez. The 50 Funniest Sports Quotes of All Time . There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.” – George Weah QuoteHoddle played for Tottenham Hotspur from 1975 to 1987 and played for other teams including Monaco and Swindon Town. Race commentator Harry Carpenter turned the air blue with this quote. With your sense of humour, you should check out @usasoccerguy on Twitter. Pierre Berbizier (1995) Even Moses didn't do that. ""I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side. He then went on to manage West Ham United in 2003. "No wonder the Lakers gave up a first-round pick just to get rid of him. "Clearly, he thought the reporter said "versatile." Sure, go ahead and wear shorts, but don't say John Daly's legs are in any way more attractive than Annika Sorenstam's.Bob Costas asked the former Houston Oilers head coach why he brought his wife on every road trip.Ken Caminiti insisted that approximately 50 percent of baseball players used steroids. Former Houston Rockets coach Nissalke made up for that with his humor.A fan asked him in a Q&A how he pronounced his name, and Nissalke decided to show his sense of humor with his answer.Rugby may not be popular in the States, but overseas, it's a high-profile attraction. Michael Owen switched to punditry after his playing career and has been the butt of jokes on social media . Moderators. Sambhav Khetarpal FOLLOW. It's just not the same without him. He then became the manager of Luton Town in 1978 where he remained for 8 years. The 50 Funniest Sports Quotes of All Time Ross Lipschultz Analyst I February 14, 2011 Comments. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. I myself was nearly crying with laughter and have watched it back a few times.After watching this, I instantly wanted to find more insane and funny football quotes from people within the game and found these great and memorable funny football quotes to share with you.Wenger is the manager of Arsenal and has been since 1996. Funny quotes on sharing in a marriage “Not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years or sharing an iPhone charger for one day.” —Rhea Butcher 4 / 121
“ I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. But there's got to be a better way to say this, right?Jacoby, before Super Bowl XVIII: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl. Faith, Time, Motivation 2183 Copy quote. At least Meyer is modest about the decision. Sports are all about grit, adrenaline, and competition. Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 417 Likes Received: 2 Trophy Points: 18. SHARE. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex. "Wonder if that also implies to well-endowed men, because it would explain why James Blake has such trouble at the net.Another hint, ladies: Just make the girl with big boobs jump. Especially because it's true in more ways than one.A lot of people don't vote, but the Raiders offensive tackle has a very logical reason for it. 16/3/2011 | 07:30pm. He is well … The good part is that they don't make posters of those guys. "Nobody in football should be called a genius.
The Top TEN Best Commentators Quotes Of All Time. Mark Reason Total Sport (1996) Following Scotland's accusations of French foul play: "If you can't take a punch, you should play table tennis." We can’t go on like that. Martin Tyler, English football commentator "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew." Now, he's partially right, considering he said this right after the Senators tied the record for most consecutive road losses with 37. "Hmmm...considering he played in the NBA, the answer should be obvious. Funny Commentator Quotes. They were just a lot better than we thought.” – Sir Bobby Robson QuoteKammy is the king of funny football quotes. The last couple of weeks have witnessed some weird ,or bizarre, as some newspaper labeled, sayings and quotes from football managers.A must-mention goes to former Liverpool manager, Rafael Benitez. The 50 Funniest Sports Quotes of All Time . There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.” – George Weah QuoteHoddle played for Tottenham Hotspur from 1975 to 1987 and played for other teams including Monaco and Swindon Town. Race commentator Harry Carpenter turned the air blue with this quote. With your sense of humour, you should check out @usasoccerguy on Twitter. Pierre Berbizier (1995) Even Moses didn't do that. ""I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side. He then went on to manage West Ham United in 2003. "No wonder the Lakers gave up a first-round pick just to get rid of him. "Clearly, he thought the reporter said "versatile." Sure, go ahead and wear shorts, but don't say John Daly's legs are in any way more attractive than Annika Sorenstam's.Bob Costas asked the former Houston Oilers head coach why he brought his wife on every road trip.Ken Caminiti insisted that approximately 50 percent of baseball players used steroids. Former Houston Rockets coach Nissalke made up for that with his humor.A fan asked him in a Q&A how he pronounced his name, and Nissalke decided to show his sense of humor with his answer.Rugby may not be popular in the States, but overseas, it's a high-profile attraction. Michael Owen switched to punditry after his playing career and has been the butt of jokes on social media . Moderators. Sambhav Khetarpal FOLLOW. It's just not the same without him. He then became the manager of Luton Town in 1978 where he remained for 8 years. The 50 Funniest Sports Quotes of All Time Ross Lipschultz Analyst I February 14, 2011 Comments. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. I myself was nearly crying with laughter and have watched it back a few times.After watching this, I instantly wanted to find more insane and funny football quotes from people within the game and found these great and memorable funny football quotes to share with you.Wenger is the manager of Arsenal and has been since 1996. Funny quotes on sharing in a marriage “Not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years or sharing an iPhone charger for one day.” —Rhea Butcher 4 / 121